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-If nothing else, it was always a possibility that she'd get herself expelled.

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Point. The teachers are catching on, you know. This can't last forever.

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Oh, please. Have you seen our teachers this year? They're trash. Our lit teacher looks like I could beat him up and take his money.

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...please don't do that. He doesn't look like he has that much money in the first place.

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Wow, harsh.

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I didn't mean it like that! I just mean that he looks like the irresponsible type who can't save-!

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...that isn't actually better, you know.

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No! I'm not trying to be mean! I'm just saying that I think he's already spent all his money on DLC for games that he doesn't even play!

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Just digging deeper and deeper there, aren't you?

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-It's just that he has an instant noodles kind of body, you know? All noodly in the limbs and lumpy in the middle.

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Still pretty awful.

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No! I'm just saying he probably eats a lot of really cheap instant noodles!

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You should probably quit while- well, you're not ahead, but...

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...you just shouldn't beat people up and take their money, even if they smell kind of weird and they'd just waste it anyway.

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Well, I suppose that's as close as you'll get to managing to say something nice.

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I disagree.

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Of course you do.

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Look, point is? The teachers are clueless. I saw the new head walking around campus yesterday. She's barely that much older than we are.

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You are right there. Let's hope she doesn't mess things up too badly.

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I'm sure she won't! They wouldn't have given her the job if she couldn't do it, right?

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I hope she trashes the whole place right up. It'll be great.

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She can trash it up in two years, okay? I just need the school to cling to its reputation until I'm in university...