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You hear voices...

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-I'm going to cut you off there.

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Oh. Right. Sorry. I forgot that you don't like when people remind you that your butt's kinda huge.

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...you're really bad at this.

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Anyway. I'm in the track club and our funding was doubled.

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What?! What do you even need a budget for anyway?! All you do is run around in circles! What are they doing, installing toll booths on the track?

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Well, it's for uniforms for the team. And for-

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Rhetorical question!

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Come to think of it, I'd just thought that the programming club's funding increase was because of the big update to VR, but-

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I knew it! Knew it! She's just trying to ruin the whole thing! Cutting our budget, not letting us put up posters-

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-I think the problem was that you tried to paste the posters onto people.

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It'd have got attention, wouldn't it? And our gallery space has been moved, too. Last year we could put up our work in the main foyer! This year?

This year the only place we're allowed to put up our work is in that one music room that smells funny! It's so out of the way that nobody'll go to it! And all my art'll come out smelling of old dead music guy or something!

This is the worst!