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You hear voices...

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Don't joke about it! It's awful! I'm gonna- I'm gonna-

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-suck it up and accept that your club's probably going to have to charge a subscription fee to cover materials?

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The only one who's sucking anything is the student council president!

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Hmm. 6 out of 10, as far as penis jokes go.

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5. Your delivery kind of suffers when you're this angry. You didn't really take advantage of the amazing setup I gave you.

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Ohhhhhh. I get that, too!

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See? See?! I'm so mad I can't even make jokes about penises!

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Can you really not afford to pay subscriptions? Surely it's not that bad.

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Well, there are some disadvantages. It means that the club's less attractive. Nobody else needs to pay extra to join a club.

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Hasn't the photography club's funding been cut down to nothing, too? They'll probably have to start charging in order to cover film.

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Who the hell needs film? We have perfectly fine digital cameras in those glasses we all got this year!

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Don't some people still like to develop by hand?

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Eh, they probably just want to get messed up on the chemical fumes. The point is, my club is the one that's been inconvenienced. I am inconvenienced here, not any photography loser.

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You are, after all, the most important one.

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Still, if the art club's the only club that has to charge extra to join it...

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...they won't get any members, huh?

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And if they don't have enough members then it'll get shut down, right? That's terrible!

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I knew it! That- that- I'll strangle her face with her own face!

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...I'm not sure that's really possible.

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It's probably not her fault, you know. Maybe with all the updating there's just not that much money left for clubs.

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...Ah. This is awkward.

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What is it?

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Well, I'm in the track club, right?

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Oh, right! Because you wanted your butt to be sma-

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-I'm going to cut you off there.